Branding Geek Gifts

Mom to kid: 'No, it's not a W&W - you're holding it upside down.'

Worst Taxi Names

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Final words on gravestones.

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Bargain Brand

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Media Darling.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

Google signwriter.

Branding Consultant

We're polishing our brand.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."