Branding Nerd Gifts

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Russell Rebrand

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Very good and to the point.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

Gerald Ratner's return

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

Advertising on the internet.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."