Branding Enthusiasts Gifts

Lemonade Stand: We Don't Pee In Ourz

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Final words on gravestones.

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

We're polishing our brand.

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Fashion Mistake.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"My husband's in advertising."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"