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'He kept having a pop at me and I just snapped!' (Snap, crackle & pop characters).

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.

Fashion Mistake.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"My husband's in advertising."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'