Business Branding Enthusiast Gifts

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Final words on gravestones.

Your ad here!

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

Google signwriter.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Branding Consultant

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

We're polishing our brand.