Business Branding Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Final words on gravestones.

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

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"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Branding Consultant

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

We're polishing our brand.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'