Cutting Room Floor
Branding Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a branding aficionado? Our curated collection features products that highlight their love for design, branding, and visual identity. From humorous mugs to clever prints, these items celebrate their creative passion and bring a smile to their face. Whether they're brainstorming new ideas or sharing their latest branding triumphs, these gifts underscore their expert eye for style and innovation.
A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.
'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!
Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?
'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'
"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."
"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."
"I think it's the company logo."
"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.
Create some buzz!
Creative department
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
Important Food Groups
'We've re-branded.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"
Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.
"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'
Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.
Final words on gravestones.
Honesty in retail
"Did you ask the client about product placement?"
News for Sale
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.
Eat Beef
Branding Aficionado Gifts Collection
Branding Aficionado Mugs
Explore our mugs designed for branding enthusiasts—quirky, clever, and perfect for brightening any morning.
Branding Aficionado Pillows
Check out our pillows for branding aficionados—stylish and fun ways to add personality to any space.
Branding Aficionado Prints
Browse our print collection that celebrates branding and design with smart, inspiring artwork.
Branding Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts for branding fans—bold, witty, and ideal for showcasing their creative passions.