Branding Aficionado Pillows

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"I think it's the company logo."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Important Food Groups

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Final words on gravestones.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Honesty in retail

Eat Beef

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime