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"He thinks venture capitalists will fund anything with an @."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Final words on gravestones.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Fashion Mistake.

Google signwriter.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"My husband's in advertising."

We're polishing our brand.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'