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Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'Yes of course I'd like out customers to have a social conversation with our brand. As long as that conversation ends with 'Can I give you my money?''

"You did it again, BJ. Yet another stirring demonstration of brand marketing!"

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'We've re-branded.'

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Sponsered rugby players

"Where's the logo?"

'How will I know whether to dodge or ram?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Last on the moon.

Fashion Mistake.

Greed: The Catalog.

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

Guru wearing 'Calvin Klein' pants

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"No need to sign a contract with J. Walters Agency. We take our branding seriously."

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"Of course name brand is worth it. They come in these beautiful designer bottles."

"There's generic, name brand, and LL Bean edition."

"Competition is in aisle four. . . but we've only got generics."

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

"We're feeling the pinch too. . . Arthur's money only lasts through half as many stores!"

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'Of course this handbag is completely useless and impractical but it's an expensive designer piece that makes the colleagues jealous!'

'You wouldn't catch ME stooping to bottom shelf brands!'

'This is funny? Wait till you see yours. Your team was bought out by a manufacturer of feminine hygiene products.'

Dodgy deals and Dodge Brands

War of the commercials.