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"I just think it sends the wrong message."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Very good and to the point.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Advertising on the internet.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

Gerald Ratner's return

Non-Uniform Day Today.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."