Branding Geek Pillows

Mom to kid: 'No, it's not a W&W - you're holding it upside down.'

Worst Taxi Names

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Bargain Brand

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Media Darling.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.

Branding Consultant

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'