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"We nailed Joe Sixpack and Johnny Lunchbucket. Let's turn to the Billy Breakfast Burrito demographic."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Group Think Time

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Final words on gravestones.

Gerald Ratner's return

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

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August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'