Brand Wizard Gifts

"This is a creative strategy I wrote for a dog food company, but the principles are the same."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"Yes sorry. Apple, Orange, Blackberry and all the good fruits are taken."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'You may have three mergers.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Peace on Earth

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."