Brand Wizard Mugs

"This is a creative strategy I wrote for a dog food company, but the principles are the same."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"Yes sorry. Apple, Orange, Blackberry and all the good fruits are taken."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'You may have three mergers.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Fashion Mistake.