Branding Wizards Mugs

Google signwriter.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'You may have three mergers.'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

Peace on Earth

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

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