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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'You may have three mergers.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

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'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

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"Bob, it's about your branding."