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Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Gerald Ratner's return

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."