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"We nailed Joe Sixpack and Johnny Lunchbucket. Let's turn to the Billy Breakfast Burrito demographic."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

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A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

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"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

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"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

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'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

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