Brand Navigator Mugs

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Uh-Oh..."

'We've re-branded.'

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"