Brand Magician Mugs

"Now that we know what the consumers want, it's our job to make them think that we have it."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Team Leader

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'You may have three mergers.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'