Brand Magician Pillows

"Now that we know what the consumers want, it's our job to make them think that we have it."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Team Leader

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'You may have three mergers.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"My husband's in advertising."