Corporate Magician Pillows

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"It turned out that the powers that be had powers beyond my imagining."

"I'm out of ideas. Anyone here with a fairy godmother."

'You may have three mergers.'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Time Is Money

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Inkwell Genie.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'