Corporate Magician Prints

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"It turned out that the powers that be had powers beyond my imagining."

"I'm out of ideas. Anyone here with a fairy godmother."

'You may have three mergers.'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

"Everything's gone up."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Inkwell Genie.