Organizational Magician Prints

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Inkwell Genie.

'Wait a minute....!

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'You may have three mergers.'

Snowing Money.

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"