Organizational Magician Mugs

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

Inkwell Genie.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"Office of quality assurance"

'You may have three mergers.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Snowing Money.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'