Office Magician Mugs

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

A businessman saws a woman in half.

Smoke and mirrors.

Inkwell Genie.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Everything's gone up."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."