Advertising Wizard Gifts

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

'Well, well... never ever underestimate the importance of a thought-out advertising concept...'

"Man, marketing's going to hate this!"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'You may have three mergers.'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

Google signwriter.

"When did this game get started?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Computer whisperer.

P.C. in the Stone

Headless Horserider uses a computer