Advertising Wizard Gifts

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

'Well, well... never ever underestimate the importance of a thought-out advertising concept...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'You may have three mergers.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"When did this game get started?"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Computer whisperer.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."