"It's not really cat. That's just a marketing gimmick."
Marketing Geek Gifts
Searching for a gift for a marketing geek? Our unique collection blends humor and intellect, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that showcase their creative flair and passion for all things marketing. These gifts are ideal for someone who loves clever branding, social media savvy, and digital campaigns, making their workspace or home a reflection of their true interests.
Box O'Air
Larry's used art
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
Target your customer.
'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'
"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"
Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'
'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'
"Sales are up 38% since the name change."
Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"
A close shave on the Titanic...
"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."
Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve
Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.
"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."
"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."
A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.
"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"
'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'
'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''
'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'
London Olympics.
"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."
"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'
New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'
'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'
The price or the biscuits?
Marketing Geek Gifts Collection
Marketing Geek Mugs
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