Movie Marketing Geek Gifts

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Herman Mankiewicz

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'It's about time!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

London Olympics.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"It's not really cat. That's just a marketing gimmick."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed