Film Geek Gifts

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Ernie is not compatible with motion capture technology.

3D Glasses

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

The Really Clean Window

"Hollywood loved me when I was a kid, but once I became a doughman..."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Getting to Know You

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"What the hell took so long?"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Werewolves of London..."