Movie Geeks Gifts

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Shakespeare was bisexual

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"I'm the bad guy..."