Cinema Geek Gifts

"So I get all the way there and it turns out they wanted a computer-animated penguin. I'm firing my agent."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Shakespeare was bisexual

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

What's an Imax cave?

"What the hell took so long?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Scarpia's Palace

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Fred Astaire

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Tsars in their eyes.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Oh man, every time.'