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"So I get all the way there and it turns out they wanted a computer-animated penguin. I'm firing my agent."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Shakespeare was bisexual

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"What the hell took so long?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Scarpia's Palace

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Tsars in their eyes.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Pirate King

'Oh man, every time.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."