Cinema Nerd Pillows

What's an Imax cave?

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

John Bunyan

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Star Wars Audience

Tom Hanks

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Addicted to reading

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,