Horror Film Nerd Pillows

'Bad man... you are a mad man!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

'He likes to power nap.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"The Eggsorcist"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."