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'Bad man... you are a mad man!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Horror movies

'He likes to power nap.'

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

What's an Imax cave?

"The Eggsorcist"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Canine Scentipede

Solar Frankenstein

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"