Indie Movie Nerd Pillows

"So many indie films, so little time."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

What's an Imax cave?

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jarvis Cocker

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

John Waters

Duplass Brothers

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Tenafly International Film Festival

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

James Cameron

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

I'm here with movie expert, Mister Flick, to discuss monsters who are actors. Let's start with Jekyll and Hyde. He does some good work and some bad work. Who picks scripts well? Dracula finds roles he can really sink his teeth into. Frankenstein, on the other hand, will take just about any part! What about King Kong's career? It was brief but he did climb to the top! And some critics think the Invisible Man is among the best. I agree with that ... but he only does low-budget indie films

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"So I get all the way there and it turns out they wanted a computer-animated penguin. I'm firing my agent."

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

Movies made for under eight million dollars.

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'