Theater Nerd Pillows

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

William Shakespeare

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

John Bunyan

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

What's an Imax cave?

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

WiFi Signals

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"What the hell took so long?"

Mikado

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Jack London

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Cossack dancers

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Addicted to reading

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Scarpia's Palace

The real reason why flamingos are pink