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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Spoiler alert."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."