Movie Marketing Geek Pillows

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Herman Mankiewicz

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Luke Sleepwalker...

'It's about time!'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

London Olympics.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

James Cameron

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"It's not really cat. That's just a marketing gimmick."

"So I get all the way there and it turns out they wanted a computer-animated penguin. I'm firing my agent."