Learning Geek Gifts

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

Bull Pen

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Grim's Fairytales

School of Ology.