Sound Geek Gifts

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

A Fairytale Update

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Artist and Musician

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Twitter censorship

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Music Student

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The band.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"C'mon you bluuues..."

The Gong

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Flute-a-licious.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"