Radio Buff Gifts

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

Sue Perkins

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Stephen Fry

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Piano Keyboard

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Tunnel of TV

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Homo Zapiens

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"