Broadcaster Buff Gifts

"There's someone here to see you, Ms Dorries."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stephen Fry

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Malcolm Sargent

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"The enemy of the people!"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."