Research Guru Gifts

How Scientists Work

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"I'm in charge of the research project, but I want to be in charge of ALL the research projects."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Any questions?"

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

The end is near

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Computer help.

Crocodile Selfie

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"