Research Guru Prints

How Scientists Work

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"I'm in charge of the research project, but I want to be in charge of ALL the research projects."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Any questions?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

The end is near

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.