Research Geek Prints

Unfortunately, Dr. Smythe's conclusion went unheeded.

I Heart Data

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Really? My grant is to prove plant cells DON'T grow well in a suspended culture."

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

The end is near

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

The DaVinci Code

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.