Knowledge Guru Gifts

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"Any questions?"

Empty box of ideas

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Career opportunities

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Uh-Oh..."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Geek fairies

The Modern Novel.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Whack-a-mole CEO.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'