Education Guru Gifts

"Before we go on to division, does anybody want to share any feelings about multiplication?"

"In 1492 was America red or blue?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The MBA Draft

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Career opportunities

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Uh-Oh..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."