Study Guru Gifts

Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.

“I want a better homework life balance.”

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Keeping warm.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Good luck with all the revision...

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."